We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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