just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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