He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Drunk is not a location!
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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