Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
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I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster