So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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