Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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