i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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