I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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