I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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