If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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