grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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