..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
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captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
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He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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