so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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