The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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