:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
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I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
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