Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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