Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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