i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
ok first of all what the fuck
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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