my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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