i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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