just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
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Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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