Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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