how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize
