My brain says no but my pants say off.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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