I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Randomize
