i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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