Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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