Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
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I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I touched a dick in church today
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
I'm really busy with my period
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