Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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