well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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