All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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