All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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