why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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