I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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