I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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