Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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