Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Randomize
