It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize