The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
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Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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