i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
