The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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