I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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