we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
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