the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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