Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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