whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
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