She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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