That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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