As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
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im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
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I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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