Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
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You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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