It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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