That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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