How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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