just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
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Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
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Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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