I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
All I want is dick and wine.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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