Got a toothbrush?
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
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Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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