i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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