Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Who wears a wallet chain?!
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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