Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
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He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
that is very illegal...i love you.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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